Monday, February 4, 2008

That wasn't there yesterday...

Getting used to the extending belly is awkward. Neither Tim or I have perfected life navigating around the Monday Bump in my belly. Here are a couple of examples to highlight the issues:
  1. Tim has walked past me hitting Monday on the way by twice in the last 4 days.
  2. I have opened the restroom stall door directly into Monday as I was attempting to leave.
  3. Narrow parking spaces often require me to re-park as I can no longer squeeze between the door and the car.
  4. I don't generally give myself enough room through doorways.
If anyone thinks me completely ridiculous, I challenge you to strap a basketball onto your stomach overnight and not have any issues with basic daily tasks!!! (Especially on limited sleep!)

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