Friday, October 2, 2009

...to the tune of "London Bridge"

Lina's pants are falling down, falling down, falling down
Lina's pants are falling down,
My it's drafty.

I don't fit anything these days. My pre-pregger shirts are obscene, but my maternity wear is tent-like. I am totally out of my non-maternity pants, but my maternity pants are too loose. I spend my days walking around with my cuffs dragging on the floor and a hand on my rib cage (not waist!) trying to keep my pants on, while my shirt billows in the wind.

Good times.

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